Thiiis would be a How's My Driving? post. If you have issues with how I play Yuri, please tell me here. If you have something to say/constructive criticism for me, leave it here. Please keep the insults to yourselves or they'll just be ignored.

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What the hell, a bomb? My ears're ringing like crazy.

Hey Alice, where are you? I'm gonna go see what happened.

Anybody up for frying some fish?

[The sound of slow, scuffling footsteps can be heard before Yuri sighs exasperatedly and stops walking.]

So bored... At least back home we could go places.

Uh... I haven't seen anything about this on the network thing anywhere, but I know somebody's gotta be interested. Who here likes to fight? Maybe we can get something going.

[He then switches from English to Japanese.]

Looking for a fight. Any takers?

What the hell is going on?

Man... that guy has to be joking. If Dad had a sister, I'd know, right?

It's too loud. I mean, I don't even know what the hell's going on anymore. Could you guys stop dying for... I dunno, a day maybe?

[[OOC: First line- yay for thinking out loud. :| ]]

So it's not enough to drag us here, they have to bring monsters from home here too? Sure, it's nice to see something familiar, but why them?

Eh... come to think about it, it does kinda make sense, but... Whatever. Guess it serves me right for getting lost.

[[O hai, Birdman.]]

I knew it was way too easy before. God dammit, I need a drink.

[A thump is heard as Yuri halfheartedly kicks the wall. It's a minute or two of silence before he speaks again.]

By the way, Alice. If you ever feel like coming back to the room, we kinda don't have a door anymore. Sorry 'bout that, I guess.

Why is everybody freaking out? Stop it.

Okay, I've had enough of this bullshit. I wanna fuse! Why the hell can't I, anyway?

[He sighs frustratedly.] Killing monsters is only fun for so long. After a while, it just gets boring. Is there anything else to do here, 'sides... I dunno, kidnap people? Help a guy out, here.

[[Regarding the first part: reading comprehension. Yuri can't has any.]]

O-Oh... Oh my god. Ohmygodohmygodyes.

THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!

[Clears throat.] A-anyway. It's nice to see people aren't so crazy anymore. I'm just... gonna go now... Y-yeah.

[[OOC: I couldn't resist. Someone shoot me.]]

Oh, what the hell...

How many of these friggin' dogs do I have to rip through before I actually get somewhere? And why can't I fuse?

[There's a loud noise as Yuri throws the communicator as hard as he can against the ground, and it shuts off. Anger management, anyone?]

[[OOC FUN FACT: ALL of Yuri's comments are voice. Trust me, you don't want to read something he's written, and he'll be damned if he has to learn how to type.]]